Dear Verizon

You’ve sent people to my house and sent countless junk mails promoting the same deal. I get it. You’ve got a great Triple Play Bundle. If I was interested in it I would have contacted you after the first 40 mailings.  I guess  you’re nothing if not persistent, but I’m not interested. I have no use for home phone service, and I really have no use for 100 television channels to surf before deciding there’s nothing on. What I really want is a great deal on just Internet service, because I can use it for my home phone and television without paying you all of the extra money.  Unfortunately, you don’t offer a great deal on Internet alone. In fact, it’s more expensive than my current Comcast deal. Until you can beat Comcast’s Internet price, please leave me alone.

I’m almost to the point of mailing each of your advertisements back to your headquarters. At least that way you could recycle the advertisements instead of printing more of them, because as far as I can tell you’ve been sending me the same piece of mail every week for the last 6 months.  Maybe that would lower your overhead costs enough to provide your customers with a real deal on Internet.

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