Will the iPhone make me a better person? Probably not, but I have a feeling it will make me a more frequent poster. Actually, I’m making this post from the phone right now. Amazing!
Top Exchanges overheard while applying for a marriage license
Deputy1: “Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?”
Groom: “I do”
Bride: “I do”
Deputy1: chuckles …. “That’s my favorite part. You can cross your fingers though.”
Bride/Groom: awkward laughter “What’s the process for filing for an annulment or divorce?”
The actual process is discussed for longer than you’d think necessary when applying for a marriage license. The subject is then dropped while paperwork is filled out
Several minutes later
Deputy1: “Uh, is this righ…oh well, you probably made a mistake. You both have the same last name?”
Deputy2: “Wait a minute. What’s going on here?! We don’t allow this in Everett”
Bride: laughs so much she actually lets out several small snorts
Groom: smirks (wonders to himself if he actually got all of his questions completely answered about that annulment process)
Strike!
The other evening I was doing all things wedding on the computer and I hear Barry talking in the other room. Pretty soon I hear couple quick yells and some more soft talking. I finished up what I was doing and found Barry on the couch watching the Mariner’s game with Sydney snuggled up next to his leg. I asked what all the yelling was about and Barry informed me that he was explaining to Sydney that a strike had been called and he needed to inform Sydney what a strike was. I secretly think Barry just wanted a reason to yell STRIKE!!
Speaking of Sydney, she is a l-a-z-y dog. I know I’ve mentioned it before, but she seriously is. Last night we were watching our Netflix and she posted up in her usual position, but as we got up and moved around she decided that wedging into the quilt was going to be the best way to finish her day. She didn’t even want any of the licorice Barry was offering her.Lazy, lazy, lazy.
