Oh, Audrey. Danger Kitty Cat. She’s like a super hero or a mullet. Calm in public, wild in private. Or business on top and party on back. Whatever. I love her. All parts of her. But sometimes even I’m ready to curl into a ball and yell ‘Uncle’. The above photo, where she’s climbing on the table? Well, Maggie is trying to do her homework and write about a science experiment we just did. And tha moose? We had the class stuffed animal home with us for the week, so it was ‘helping’ Maggie do her science.
The science project was to make ‘goo,’ which is really just super sticky, slimy gunk. It was fun and great, until the end. I decided that I should document the stuffed moose ‘helping’ and walked out of the room for no more than 20 seconds. TWENTY LONG SECONDS, apparently. Because I came back and Audrey was rolling around on the ground rubbing the goo all over her clothes and the ground. TWENTY SECONDS.
It was a mess. And that’s why she doesn’t have any clothes on while she’s conquering the table while Maggie has laser-like attention on her writing.
Whatever. Like I said, Audrey is a bit like a super hero or a mullet. Maybe a super hero with a mullet?
I love her either way.
All of her.
