Hello?

Dear AT&T/Cingular,

I know I have the oldest phone ever made, but I think your service is starting to stink. Even though I’m sitting on my comfy couch, I still can not make or recieve any calls. I can’t even send a text message or check my voice messages.

Last night I had to call my mom back 3 times during our five minute conversation. I talk to my mom more than 5 minutes a day, so can you please help us out in fixing the cell tower near our house. I’m not sure I can live through more dropped calls.

I know it isn’t my phone from 1982 because I tried my husband’s high tech iphone and it dropped me before I could even begin to say hello to the other end.

So, AT&T/Cingular, what say you? Can you fix it? Will you fix it? I don’t want to spend the cold Winter months outside in my front yard balancing on my left foot -because that is the only thing that seems to work – just to call my peeps.

Sincerely,

Phoneless in Edmonds