I’m pretty sure when I brought in the ‘bathroom tissue’ along with the other groceries I didn’t place it in the middle of the living room.
I’m also pretty sure that there wasn’t a chunk of it chewed off when I pulled it of the shelf at the market. Any suspects? Anyone looking somewhat suspicious?
Gee, Sydney you are looking rather longingly at that bath tissue that just came through the door. Do you know anything about what happened to it?
No? I see you now have your bone and you are working on that. If you happen to learn more about what happened to our bathroom tissue and how it got in the middle of the living room, will you let us know?
Um…..wait. Perhaps you seem to know more about this situation than you are letting on.