Noteworthy

larry and hannah

Lara unearthed an old note from our Junior year in high school and called to read it aloud to me. I could hardly keep myself in one piece hearing her read it. It was too funny. Chances are the HB readers will not think it is funny, but it is too good for me not to document it in this virtual scrapbook. Lara transcribed it and sent it to me.  This was most likely written in November of 1996.

Here are things you need to know:

1.  I was fairly worked up about my boyfriend at the time, Neal.

2. Beto Chavez was a character in our Spanish class curriculum.

3. An ‘alfred’ is a zit.

4. For no apparent reason Lara refers to me as a pendulum.

5. For no apparent reason I refer to myself as a pit.

6. Finding an old note is way better than finding an old text message.

Hannah-

We have a beepin’ test in Chemistry! Umm, ok, I don’t miss Ben or anything! Oh, my dream about D.C. was so weird. I can’t believe I had a beepin’ dream about him. You look cute today!

L

Lupe-

I feel like a dork ball in this outfit. Did Neal seem mad or anything when you said that to him? It is pretty awk-ball that you had a dream about Washington D.C.- get it? My tights are too long! Do you know anything in Chem-ball? I wish I sat by N.C. I have to give you a picture of me and Neal. I will.

Queen Haniole

Pendulum-

I get mad at you when you don’t talk about stuff in our notes!! I always give you a one-liner to start off some gossip and then you just say something like – “My tights are too long”, or “that’s awk.” By the way, Neal was PISSED when I told him that you always tell me about how he wants to say something. Joken. He just f**ken laughed.

Lupe Garcia

Lupe-(Ditz)

God! You freaked me out when you said that he was pissed off. Did he say anything? Yesterday I talked to Matt and it made me so sad for Ben. Luce, he was like our best friend last year. He was our Dear Abby! How was that for some stuff? You never gossip to me. So here is your chance to get the good stuff going.

The Pit

Make Me Madder-

Ok, like my last writing wasn’t just the total chance for YOU to get the good stuff rollin! Anyway, do you know when Ben comes back or anything? He probably doesn’t even remember us with all his new college sorority girlfriends. I’ll tell you about my dream in Chemistry because I can’t write it on paper.

Beto Chavez

Alfred Owner!-

What “good” stuff are you talking about? YOU get it rollin! I don’t know anything really about Ben. I do know I wanna call him or something. I want to play golf. Just kidding. I had to put something in there that would piss you off. What’s Devo’s  problem? Stop peeking back! You peek-a-boo face!

Lisa Allen

larry

One Reply to “Noteworthy”

  1. Hannah and Larry… it seems only we (as in myself, you two, and K-bomber) can fully appreciate the hillarity of this post 😉 The four of us in Mr Rambo’s Chem class… too funny for anyone NOT there to possibly understand!!!!!

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