Top Exchanges overheard while applying for a marriage license

Deputy1: “Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?”

Groom: “I do”

Bride: “I do”

Deputy1: chuckles …. “That’s my favorite part. You can cross your fingers though.”

Bride/Groom: awkward laughter “What’s the process for filing for an annulment or divorce?”

The actual process is discussed for longer than you’d think necessary when applying for a marriage license. The subject is then dropped while paperwork is filled out

Several minutes later

Deputy1: “Uh, is this righ…oh well, you probably made a mistake. You both have the same last name?”

Deputy2: “Wait a minute. What’s going on here?! We don’t allow this in Everett”

Bride: laughs so much she actually lets out several small snorts

Groom: smirks (wonders to himself if he actually got all of his questions completely answered about that annulment process)

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